Top 10 Cartoon Apes to rule the Planet
Time to make like a banana and leave
Here’s some food for thought. You have a range of Monkeys ranging from Orangutans to Gorillas raging through the city, but normal monkeys are not the ones to be afraid of – it’s the Cartoon Monkeys that cause all the trouble!
StayToonedIn.com list the Top Ten Cartoon Monkeys that would rise and rebel to create the Planet of the Cartoon Apes.
Rafiki is a mandrill hybrid who serves as an advisor to the Lion King. Since Ahadj ruled the Pridelands, Rafiki served as an advisor to Mufasa and even Scar so he is not to be taken lightly.
Coming up against a human, who knows what sort of magic he would use against you.
The name says it all. Chris Griffin has lived in fear for countless seasons while being tormented. The monkeys have it all planed out, while you run home in fear and lock the door behind you – run under your covers you think you’re in the clear. But lurking in that closet is the Evil Monkey waiting to pounce.
They only lucky thing for you is that the Evil Monkey was killed by the Evil Stewie Griffin, but I’m sure he’s still in their waiting for you to drop your guard.
Side kick of the famous Krusty the Clown from The Simpson’s, I can honestly say it looks like he will drop dead at any time. He’s accustomed to the fast life with chain-smoking and booze binges a staple of his partying diet. I don’t know how monkey’s age but he’s not got long left; exactly why you should fear him all the more.
A man who has nothing to lose is unbeatable, a monkey that has nothing to lose , well just run!! Good luck with that, he has skates on too.
You may not recognize this monkey but it’s the logo behind the stop motion comedy Robot Chicken. Just because it’s called Stoopid Monkey doesn’t mean it doesn’t know how to get you. Remember the Rise of the Planet of the Apes erupted into a riot because a monkey was called Stoopid constantly.
Not to mention the fact that most of Robot Chickens humor comes from shock value violence, what does that tell you about the Stoopid Monkey now?
First of, do you know how strong a Gorilla is? Not to give you a science lesson but an adult gorilla’s upper body strength is six times more powerful than an adult human. Meaning Donkey Kong is packing some serious bone breaking muscles.
Don’t forget that he’s use to chasing Mario all over the place, getting on the bad side of Donkey Kong will result in more than bananas being split.
By the time you’ve flipped out the Pokedex to see what’s coming at you, it would have been too late.
This Pokemon is known for going berserk – Good luck trying to capture him with a pokeball! Throwing a ball at it would probably make it angrier. I’m pretty sure that it would riot in the streets without the other rebellious apes.
Stop now if you’re thinking- he gets beaten up by three schoolgirls constantly because I’m sure many would be beaten up by anyone who uses chemical X.
Mojo Jojo is hardcore evil. With he’s intelligence, the mad scientist simian will launch great war tactics that will rival even the greatest in the human armed forces.
Now if this isn’t Caesar twin I don’t know who is. Super Monkey is Dexter’s caged monkey, who often gets experimented on in Dexter’s Laboratory. Sound familiar? Caesar wants to over throw the world, while Monkey works for a secret global agency but if you get on the wrong side of the flying, super strength, laser shooting monkey all hell will break loose.
2 + 1 Goku and Vegeta
Goku and Vegata!! Goku AND Vegeta. Why the need to say it twice – well there’s two of them!! These two wild monkeys are Saiyans, a monkey type race that are born for ruthless battles.
If they are not scouting the universe taking over planets with high speed punches and kicks- equipped with the ability to shoot concentrated atom bomb energy beams out of the hands, they are in the gym working out at 100 times the earth’s gravity. All of this in stage one of their transformations. The Goku and Vegeta you see now are at Super Saiyan 4.
If you still can’t imagine the force they bring it’s rumoured that Goku alone could defeat Superman!
What Can Be Done to Save Us?
Read over at Dead Homer’s Society for a great Readers Digest Edition entitled Getting Off the Planet of the Apes. If you’re thinking to yourself – “This is my planet I aint going nowhere!” Then I would tell you two things; one you just said a double negative and two call this man to help you.
Filed under: Articles, List | Tagged: Dexter's Laboratory, Donkey Kong, Dragonball Z, Evil Monkey, Family Guy, Goku, Lion King, Pokemon, Rafiki, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons | 1 Comment »